A Survey!

I've been indirectly tagged in this survey by the lovely Lizzi (of Bookish.Spazz). Here I go!

1) Please state your name for the record?

For this record, it's Shu.

2) If you were a penguin, on the other hand, what do you think your name would be? Hypothetically speaking, of course.

Fuufuu. Becuase it's the sound I would make when people poked my penguin-ie belly.

3) Would you consider your ears to be smaller than average, average, larger than average, or freakishly large?

My ears, however lovely they are, are a tad bit small... I used to get picked on for it a lot (and still do). I can't wear normal earbuds because of it. I have to get either really squishy ones or tiny ones...

4) Are you more of a Beatles or an Elvis fan? (If you answer the latter, please proceed to go set yourself on fire and then die in a hole.)

Beatles, of course. Their songs had more meaning to me, anyhow.

5) Have you ever killed anyone? If so, did you do it with your bare hands?

Oh, yes, I have. Check my kill count on WoW. I've killed thousands. Got my full Merciless Gladiator set. Haven't tried it unarmed, though... W-Wait, do fist weapons count?

6) If you could use any fruit to describe the size and shape of your head, what fruit would you use?

A giant peach.

7) Is there any famous person you'd go gay for? Please state their name. This question is, of course, purely for academic purposes.

Since I'm already gay, the famous person I'd go straight for would probably be.... Hmm... I never gave this much thought... Johnny Depp?

8) If you had the choice, would you rather go to space, meet Paul McCartney, scuba dive in the Pacific Ocean, or sleep with Carmen Electra?

CARMEN ELECTRA, FUCK YEAH!

9) How long have you had your blog? What made you start one?

I've had my blog since around the end of my Sophmore year. I was all emotional and, although I had made it around my freshman year, I finally started using it the second semester of my Sophomore year when things started getting hectic for me. It's my release from stress (normally), and I love the people that I've met through it!

10) What is your weirdest phobia?

I'd say my fear of bones. Like, pertruding bones. I can't look at collars bones, ick.

11) Do you believe in God?

I believe in a higher being. But the diety that Christianity portrays? Eeh...

12) If you could start a collab. blog with any four bloggers, which ones would you do it with?

Thaaaaat's a toughie... I pass.

13) If you were trapped on a desert island with the same four bloggers you mentioned in the last question, which one would you eat first? With which one would you procreate?

PASS. PASSPASSPASS.

14) What's your favourite 80's movie?

I-I... I don't watch many movies...

15) What kind of music do you listen to

Every kind, bro. Every kind.

16) Imagine that you open your bedroom closet one day and suddenly a portal opens up. You can't see what is at the end of the portal, but there is a totoro inside it motioning you to follow him. Would you go inside, even if it might mean you'll never come back?

YES. YES I WOULD! But I would write a long letter about it and send it to all my friends and family before hand.

17) If you're a woman, do you find facial hair on men attractive? If you're a man, do you find facial hair on woman attractive?

I think, on men, facial hair is adorable, as long as it's not to "caveman" status. On women? Lol no.

18) Do you like babies?

No. Slobbering monsters...

19) What's the most violent thing you've ever done to an inanimate object?

I once broke a skateboard in half... (by accident)

20) What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?

Just... Just read this blog... All of it...

21) Do you think the world will end in 2012?

Naaaaah.

22) Have you enjoyed this survey? Be honest, now.

It was an interesting break from my day. So, yeah, I suppose.

23) Are you following The Nerd Archives? If not, DO YOURSELF THE FAVOUR OF DOING SO NOW.

WILL DO!